Remastering Zack Snyder's Justice League
Since the Snyderverse keeps growing in size and silliness, here is a guide for HOW TO CORRECTLY WATCH THE ZACK SNYDER JUSTICE LEAGUE. We're going to DIY remaster/bootleg the movie for WAY less than $70,000,000!!!
We're going to REMASTER this trash into something uniquely your own! Cute. Remember, at the end of this guide, the key thing is that you DO NOT watch the movie.
Aspect Ratio:
According to the industry hacks and other shadowy sources, the ZSJL is intended to appear in a 4:3 aspect ratio. What vision! What scope! Nice and tight shots, clipping the horizon and keeping everything nice and boxy.
4:3 Ratio
GROSS!
Gross. Look at those black bars on the side of the screen. Fuck that. What we're going to do is to STRETCH and ZOOM the image using the built-in TV settings so that we can get the image to fill the screen entirely.
StrecHD
Thats what I'm talking about! Anamorphic stretch Justice League
Color Correction:
Snyder is known for, among many things, an aversion to colors. Why he is attracted to the dripping, primary colors that define comic books heroes is baffling.
I hate those black bars
I WANT TO SEE IT ALL!
Luckily, most TVs have settings that will allow you to digitally re-ad colors back into the mix.
OH YEAH
We’re Zooming Now!
Just crank SATURATION, CONTRAST, BRIGHTNESS and maybe include some extra preset "Vibrant" settings built in!
COLOR CORRECTION
Looks Great, Zack!
Recording:
Unfortunately, we're unable to record the color/zoom/stretch settings that we set directly onto the audio out and onto the VCR, so we're going to go old school. Grab a tripod, hook up your recording device. Dim the lights. Point the camera at the TV and press record. For added authenticity, consider sitting in front of the camera so that the back of your head is in the frame!
Optimized for Reels:
Want to watch 4 hours of Zack Snyder on TikTok Live? Just get online the live stream and pan your camera at the action on screen. Got to get really close up so that you capture all the glory, and you can be your own director by panning and zooming to add your own dramatic flair!
Remember to FLIP the image horizontally so it doesn't get flagged.
